You know you're from Vermont when:
You know you're from Vermont when:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going to Burlington for the
weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit moose more
than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same
day.
6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet
of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social
events.
9. You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat,
beer, fish, and berries.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
girlfriend knows how to se them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot
at the Derby store at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.
15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel
pajamas.
16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter, construction
17. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one
item even when you're in a rush because you have to
stop and talk to everyone in town.
18. You actually understand these jokes and forward
them to your friends and family from Vermont.