The Lie Clock
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As
she stood in front of St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him. She
asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter
answered, "Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the
hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Who's clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
only moved twice
telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his
entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using
it as a ceiling fan."