WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(The actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to
a
nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed
her
sitting in her car with the windows rolled
up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked
over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked
very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that
she'd
been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in
for
over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors
were
locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they
finally
got in, they found that Linda had
a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister
had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot,
and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
thought
it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her
brains
in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.