MEMBER OF THE WEDDING

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, hewould put his hands up like claws and roar.

So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the waydown the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and by the time he reached the pulpit, he was near tears.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."