Wise sayings from Swami Pooh....




1) One who people call "crabby," is usually very shellfish.


2) Don't get high in an airplane, your head will be as high as the clouds.


3) The "Christian" motto: If your underwear is holy, don't wear them in public.


4) Never build a store on a volcanic mountain; it will have an early blow out sale.


5) Do not play with melted candy; you will place yourself in a very sticky situation.


6) Never allow a dog to bark too much; it will become horse.