The Modern 10 Commandments:

1. Thou shalt have no other God above the government.

2. abThou shalt make for yourself idols of every perverted sports star and entertainment personality.

3. abThou shalt take only the name of the Lord in vain.

4. abThou shalt remember the Sabbath and declare: "I deserve a break today."

5. abThou shalt honor your father the government and your mother the earth so you may live long in the house that was given you.

6. abThou shalt not murder trees.

7. abThou shalt not admit adultery.

8. abThou shalt not smoke.

9. abThou shalt steal from the rich and give to lazy.

10. abThou shalt not bear witness against a fellow Democrat.