LEROY AND HIS BIKE?
Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother
decided that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts.
She said,
"Well Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have money to just go
out
and buy
you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and
pray for
one instead.
After his temper tantrum, his mother sent him to his room. He finally
sat
down to write a letter to Jesus.
Dear Jesus,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a
new bicycle.
Your
Friend,
Leroy
Now Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was(Brat).
So,
he ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.
Dear Jesus,
I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new
bicycle.
Yours
Truly,
Leroy
Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest so he tore it up and
tried
again.
Dear Jesus,
I've thought about being a good boy this year and can
I
have a new bicycle ?
... Leroy
Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what
his
mother was really wanting. He crumpled up the letter threw it in the
trash
and went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about; depressed
because of
the way he treated his parents and really considering his actions.
He
finally
found himself in front of a Church. Leroy went inside and knelt down,
not
really knowing what to do and looking around. Leroy finally got up
and began to walk out the door and was looking around at all the
statues.
All of a sudden he grabbed a small one and ran out of the door. He
went
home hid it under his bed and wrote this letter.
Jesus,
I've broken most of the Ten Commandments; shot spit
wads
in
school, tore up my sister's Barbie doll and lots more. I'm
desperate.
I've got your mama and if you ever want to see her again give me a
bike!
Signed....
You
Know Who!!!