HAPPINESS:
Gore and Clinton are flying on Air Force One.
Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says,
"You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right
now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says,
"Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10
people very happy."
Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says,
"Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the
window and make a hundred people very happy."
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says,
"I could throw all of you out the window
and make the whole country happy."