Cajun Airlines
Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines.
Boudreaux was flying da
plane and Pierre was in da back foolin wit da
cargo equipment an stuff.
Da
plane hit some turbulence an started bouncin
around an Boudreaux got
knock
unconscience. Then da plane started driftin.
Pierre him come run up to
da
front an Boudreaux was sprawl out over da
steerin wheel.
Well, Pierre don't know notin bout flyin an he
start to get panaky. He
grab
da microphone and holla "May Day! May Day! Dis
is Cajun Air Line 90210.
Boudreaux, him knock unconscence an I don know
nutin about flyin dis
plane!"
"Dis is da control tower," someone answer. "Don
you worry bout nutin. We
gonna splain how fo you to land dis plane, step
by step, ah gar-on-tee!"
"Jus
leave arything ta us.
Fus, how high are you an whas you position?"
Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five foot
ten an I'm all da way
to
da
front of da plane."
"No! No!" answer da tower. "What's you altitude
an where's you
location?"
Pierre say, "Man ah got a po attitude, an I'm
from Thibodeaux!"
"No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice. "Ah
needs to know how many feet
you
got off da ground an how you plane's in relation
to da airport!"
Pierre start to panic by dis time. He say,
"Countin Boudreaux's an mine,
we
got four feet off da ground an I don believe dis
plane's related to you
airport!"
A long pause --- the silence was deafenin.
"We
needs to know who you
next
of
kin is and where to send da flowers!"