Blonde Icefisher
One day this blonde had a day off. She had never been ice fishing, but
had
longed to for years.
She decided to realize her lifelong wish, and
go. She carefully selected the fishing gear and tools she would need, picked
out a nice padded stool to sit on, and set off for a spot of ice nearby, and a
wonderful treat for herself.
She arrived at the ice early, set about
getting
the gear spotted. She carefully marked the spot for the hole and began
to cutthrough the ice, just then she heard this booming voice from the
Heavens;
"There Is No Fish Under The Ice!"
She jumped at the sound, then moved about 20 feet away, set up and began
to cut
through the ice, once again. As before, a booming voice from above
said:
"There Is No Fish Under The Ice!"
She immediately moved to the far side of the ice and began to make her
cut in
the ice.
Again the booming voice from above said:
"THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Frightened the blonde said: "Is That, YOU LORD..?"
The booming voice replied:
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK...!"