The Bear

A man was going hunting when he came across a huge brown bear. He aimed his rifle and as he looked through his scope he saw nothing but brown. The bear had charged him before he could get a shot off.

The bear knocked the rifle out of the hunter's hands and threw the hunter to the ground. The bear then got on top of the hunter's chest and began pouncing on him.

The hunter in desperation screamed out, "Lord, please make this bear a Christian bear".

Immediately the bear got off the hunter and knelt by his side and started to say a prayer. "Lord, bless this food I am about to receive, Amen".

To which I can only say, "May all your bears be believers."