Sometimes, we don't need comedians. Here are a few quotes from the MAN
below the president.
Be informed before you cast your vote for the president of the United
States
And don't forget he also claimed to have invented the internet.........
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Al Gore
"Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
child." -- Vice President Al Gore
"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow
astronauts." -- Vice President Al Gore
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same
distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen
pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is
water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can
breathe." -- Vice President Al Gore, 8/11/94
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is
being very wasteful. How true that is." -- Vice President Al Gore
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean
in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I
didn't live in this century." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that could change." -- Vice President Al Gore,
5/22/98
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president,
and that one word is 'to be prepared.'" -- Vice President Al Gore,
12/6/93
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." -- Vice President
Al Gore, 11/30/96
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments
in the future." -- Vice President Al Gore
"The future will be better tomorrow." -- Vice President Al Gore
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
-- Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions
and have a tremendous impact on history." -- Vice President Al Gore
(talking about Clinton maybe? :-)
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." -- Vice President
Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have
a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe." -- Vice
President Al Gore
"Public speaking is very easy." -- Vice President Al Gore to
reporters in 10/95
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat." -- Vice President Al
Gore
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls." -- Vice President Al Gore
"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A.,
my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots?
The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The
killers are to blame. -- Al Gore
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not
having it." -- Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/996
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --
Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97
"For NASA, space is still a high priority." -- Vice President Al
Gore, 9/5/93
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95
"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al
Gore may or may not make." --Vice President Al Gore
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on
the mistakes we may or may not have made." --Vice President Al Gore
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Vice President
Al Gore
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." -- Vice
President Al Gore
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DO WE REALLY NEED ANOTHER PATHOLOGICAL LIAR FOR PRESIDENT?
Reprinted from the Internet News Bureau article "Al Gore's 21 Lies"
FICTION: Al Gore recently claimed that his mother-in-law pays more than $100.00 for the arthritis medicine Iodine; and he claims that his dog takes the same medicine for $37.00, claiming "This is wrong!" FACT: Gore's aides were quick to apologize for Gore's lie, saying the information was from a Democratic study. Washington newspapers also reported that Al Gore wasn't even sure his mother-in-law was taking any medication and wasn't even sure she had arthritis. And, he doesn't know anything about his dog's "arthritis".
FICTION: Al Gore said his father, a senator, was a champion of civil rights during the 1960's. FACT: Gore's father voted against the landmark Civil Rights Act of 1964 and was a racist who was fond of using the "N" word.
FICTION: Al Gore said that his sister was the very first person to join the Peace Corps. FACT: By the time Gore's sister joined the Peace Corps, there were already over 100 members.
FICTION: The same sister died of lung cancer years later and Gore vowed to never accept tobacco money as campaign contributions. FACT: Just four years later, while campaigning for office, Gore spoke to the tobacco industry and said he was one of them because "I've planted it, raised it, cut it, and dried it." He raised over $100,000 in "reported" contributions.
FICTION: While running for office, Gore's campaign literature claimed he was a "Brilliant Student". FACT: Washington newspapers said he barely passed Harvard and consistently earned D's and C's.
FICTION: Gore claims an extensive knowledge of law as a result of his extensive study at law school. FACT: Al Gore dropped out of law school.
FICTION: Gore claimed that his knowledge of God and spirituality came to complete fruition while "finishing" divinity school. FACT: Al Gore dropped out of divinity school.
FICTION: Al Gore claimed responsibility for inventing the Internet in the 1990's. FACT : Shocked scientists were quick to speak out, explaining that the Internet had been in widespread use by government and educational institutions since the early 1970's.
FICTION: Al Gore claimed the book "Love Story" was based on his life and Tipper's. FACT: Author Erich Segal called a press conference to deny his claim. (Couldn't he at least lie about a love story where his sweetheart doesn't die?"
FICTION: Gore claimed that as a reporter for a Nashville newspaper, his stories led to the arrests of numerous corrupt criminals. FACT: He later apologized for his claim and actually said it was untrue (Also known as lying).
FICTION: Gore claims to increase diversity in the staff that follows him daily, especially among blacks. FACT: Black members of the Secret Service are suing because they claim they are not being promoted to positions guarding the Vice-President.
FICTION: Al Gore said he was the first to discover the Love Canal nuclear accident. FACT: The incident was already discovered, being investigated, and covered widely in the press for many months before Gore was aware of it.
FICTION: Gore said just recently that if elected president, he would put harsh sanctions on the sleazy producers of Hollywood's extreme sex and violence. FACT: Just six days later, Gore attended a fundraiser by Hollywood producers and radical gay activists where he told them that he would only pretend to "nudge them" if elected. He raised over $4 million.
FICTION: Al Gore said he built his Tennessee home with his bare hands.
FACT: Totally false!
FICTION: Al Gore says parents should not have a choice between private and public schools because public schools are far better. TRUTH: Al Gore attended private school and he has sent his children to private schools.
FICTION: Al Gore remembers his mother lulling him to sleep as a baby by singing the popular ditty, "Wear The Union Label". FACT: The popular ditty was created by the unions when Gore was 27 years old.
FICTION: Al Gore claimed to co-sponsor the McCain-Feingold Campaign Reform Act. FACT: The Act was not sponsored until he had been out of office for over a year.
FICTION: Al Gore claims to be instrumental in keeping gas prices low. FACT: Gore has voted on numerous occasions to raise the tax on gasoline. In his book "Earth In The Balance" Gore claims that the nation's Number One enemy is the internal combustion engine. (That's the motor in your vehicle that gets you to work and takes your kids to school)
FICTION: Gore pretends to champion the rights of poor women to be tested regularly for breast cancer with the most modern technology. FACT: While giving a speech on the subject in September, Gore didn't know what a mammogram was.
FICTION: AL Gore promised Florida's senior citizens that they would finally have low-cost drugs with no interference from government. FACT: Gore's plan calls for the creation of a huge federal agency that would tell you which doctor you are allowed to see in order to get the "special rates".
FACT: Al Gore told NBC's Lisa Meyers that he had never told a lie. When Meyers pressed harder, "You've never told a lie?!" Gore said, "Not that I know of."
SOUND FAMILIAR? Election Day is ticking away. E-mail this to as many people as possible or we will be living in an Al Gore fantasyland .